A Dork’s Guide to Surviving a Boring Class

Note: This’ll only work if you’re 100% dork. 100% fangirl/trashcan should also work =)

Hello, Internet Wanderers!

Again, it’s July 7th and I’m currently scheduling posts before I go on vacation because- I honestly don’t know why I’m finally doing this 😂😂😂. So, here is A Dork’s Guide to Surviving a Boring Class!

Now the intention of this is that you cure your boredom, while maintaining you’re low profile as a dork/trashcan and not getting called out cuz like #Awkward. Here are some things you can do to pass time while your bored:

Fangirl over something that happened in 2009. Trust me, this one works AMAZINGLY. The only thing you’ve got to remember to try not to do is die while fangirl-ing. Or having a seizure on the floor while being overloaded with emotions. I know that’s a lot to ask, but dying would be a tad bit obvious, don’t ya think?

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Play ‘This is Bob’.  Assuming you’ve got a pen, 2 hands, and a table to draw under, you can easily set up a game of This is Bob/Buggy/whatever you want to call him, right there under you’re desk. This is great if you’re in the mood to be a 5 year old again. If you haven’t heard of this game, wat is ur life. Jk, I’d try to explain it, but it’s kinda hard 😂😂

Try matchmaking. I know. This is slightly weird but if you’re extremely bored, just try some matchmaking between your fellow classmates. This should be a breeze as long as you don’t freakin’ turn around in your chair to find a match or let your eyes be too obvious. If you get caught, just say there’s a wasp and you were watching. Ultimate chaos so no one can watch you cry in shock/embarraswment of being acknowledged.

People watch. I loooveee people watching. It’s-again- slightly stalker-ish but super fun. You’ll find out a lot about people just by observing. Again, try not to be too obvious and if you get caught, the wasp excuse works for this too =)

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Daydream about Phan getting married. This works fine as long as  you tune in every now and then and realize that no, you’re OTP is still not married. *fights back tears*

Draw. Drawing on your hand is super easy to get away with and an easy way to pass time. Just make sure you have some drawings on your hand before you enter class and make sure that your teacher notices. That way, they probably won’t notice if there are more drawings at the end of class.

Fake vlog. I know this sounds weird but just narrating what you’re doing in your head is a great way to pass time. Just start talking to yourself (in your head of course) about how bored you are and you’ll start to get entertained. It’s surprisingly effective! Again, make sure you don’t get too carried away =)

I hope this guide helps you during those times when you’re just like

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‘kay byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

-Anna ❤


Meme of Da Day:

I could use other memes/tweets/tumblr things but I feel like it’s just a known fact that Phan memes are basically the best ^-^

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Awkward Moments – Moving Edition

Millions of cringy/awkward/embarrassing moments are coming back at me right now 😂😂😂 I’d kept them buried in a dark and lonely corner of my brain but here we are, unboxing them for the world to see 😂😂😂

Hello, Internet Wanderers!

It’s currently July 11, 2017 and I just thought of SO MANY blog post ideas. This would be amazing, except we’re actually leaving for vacation tomorrow and won’t have wifi. Great timing, me! So, I’ve decided to finally be a responsible person and schedule these ahead of time! Here are some awkward moments that only moving kids will experience!

  • Liking someone in the 1st week of school, than regretting it when you actually get to know them and realize what a jerk they are.
  • Having to stand up and introduce yourself, in all 8 of your classes cuz we’re on a freakin’ block schedule now aren’t we.
  • When everyone else is laughing over something that happened to their class a year or 2 ago and you just have to sit there like oookkkaayyyyyyy…..

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  • When the teacher’s like, “You guys learnt this in 2nd grade, I know cause I taught 2nd grade here” and you just have to sit there like nope. Never learnt this in any grade.
  • When you text your old friends around a year after moving and they reply saying you’ve got the wrong number because they forget that you eVeN EXiST. (This just got real deep, real fast 😂😂😂)

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  • The “oh look it’s the new kid” whispers as you walk down a hallway. Like, excuse me, I’m literally a foot away from you.😂 Just because I’m new doesn’t mean I’m deaf. 😂😂😂
  • When your old friends think you’re miserable at your new school and you have to break it to them that you’re actually having a wonderful time.
  • Especially if you’re an expat kid, when people ask where you’re from and you have to contemplate between giving them the name of a country or the long list of cities. Like do you want the short version or the long version. *cues music* *dramatically unrolls long scroll* 😂😂😂
  • When you’ve got to keep bugging your old friends to tell you about the drama happening in your old school.
  • When people start calling you at around 3 am in the morning
  • When your phone bills are super expensive cause international calls and all.
  • When your old best friend is suddenly best friends with that one person you both used to HATE and you’ve just got to sit there and pretend nothing at all is off.

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And that’s it for today! I hope this was relatable to any of you guys who have moved!

‘kay byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

-Anna ❤


Meme of the Day:

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Summer v.s. School- The Controversy

Back at it again =) after being too lazy to write forever hahaha. ha.

So I’m currently half way done with summer break. At this point in time, my feelings about summer ending are a huge mixed up jumble of nothingness. I feel like me (and my friends) face this controversy every single summer. I mean, it’s been like, a pretty long time since I’ve started going to school so you’d think that after all these years I wouldn’t still feel this confusion. But nope, still wreck my mind over it during these long summer days where I basically have nothing to do and can’t go outside cuz iT’s fReAkING 110 DEGREES OUT.

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Basically, I get really mixed emotions about going back to school. On one side, summers ending. No more sleeping all day, not having to worry about how you look cause you’re literally staying on the sofa the whole day, reading 10 books a week, binge-watching Netflix and YouTube, or watching movies all day. I mean, the list goes on and on and on and on. But on the other hand, I kinda sorta like school. NERD. Lol jk but actually, though, I love school. I like actually learning things and having stuff to do and socializing, mainly just socializing.

Some days, I’m worrying about human rights and global warming and terrorism and human trafficking and how it’s slightly alarming that this sentence is still going on. While other days, I’m tearing my brain apart over how I should be feeling about going back to school 😂😂😂😂😂 So that’s it for today! Thanks for joining me while I talk about my dysfunctional features =)

k byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

-Anna ❤


Meme of Da Day:

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The Sunshine Blogger Award =)

I can’t believe it!!

Hello, internet wanderers!

Sorry I haven’t posted in FOREVER. I’ve made tons and tons of drafts then deleted them all because they just didn’t feel right. After this I won’t be able to post for another month or so because I shall be ON THY VACATION. When I get back, hopefully I’ll start blogging regularly. But let’s be honest, it’ll be more of a “I’ll blog whenever I’m not too lazy too and can actually think of something to write” sort of thing.

So if  you couldn’t tell by the title, I got nominated for the Sunshine Blogger Award! Thank you to Awkward Aris for nominating me! You should definitely check out her blog- she’s hilarious!

What is the Sunshine Blogger Award?

The Sunshine Blogger Award is given to those who are creative, positive and inspiring, while spreading sunshine to the blogging community.

How Does It Work?

  • Thank the person(s) who nominated you in a blog post and link back to their blog
  • Answer the 11 questions sent by the person who nominated you
  • Nominate new blogs to receive the award and write them 11 new questions
  • List the rules and display the Sunshine Blogger Award logo on your post and/or on your blog

Aris’s questions:

  1. If you could go back in time and witness any one moment in history, what would it be and why?                                                                                                                 I’d probably choose the Seneca Falls Convention. I’m a huge feminist so being able to witness the first ever women’s rights convention held in the states would be super cool! The Declaration of Sentiments was also formed in that convention so I would love to see that happen =)
  2. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?                                                                   I’m a vegetarian so I honestly haven’t exactly eaten anything really weird 😂
  3. What is your favorite word?                                                                                                    I actually go on pinterest a lot to look at weird words (this sounded a lot less random in my head) so one of my favorite words is probably one that I got off of pinterest: Vellichor. It’s described as the strange wistfulness of used bookstores.
  4. What is your least favorite word?                                                                                         Regurgitate. People just could’ve used the word puke but instead they invented regurgitate which just makes the whole ordeal a million times worse.
  5. Pineapple on pizza?                                                                                                                    Yes! Of course!
  6. What question do you hate answering?                                                                                 Uh…idk. Oh probably when substitute teachers pronounce my full name wrong (I go by Anna on this blog since my parents used to call me that when I was little, but my actual name’s a bit more confusing). So they pronounce my name wrong and I just want to wave it off and pretend it never happened but then they keep asking you if they pronounced it wrong which just creates an extremely awkward situation.
  7. What type of music do you like?                                                                                             Practically anything. Pop, country, acoustic, etc.
  8. What’s the worst joke you’ve ever heard?                                                                          I honestly don’t really know. Some of my teachers at school make some really bad puns but I try my best to immediately forget those 😂
  9. Which country/city would you like to visit the most?                                                      Umm….Probably Italy since the architecture is so beautiful.
  10. What are you opinions on socks?                                                                                           I’m fine with them unless they’re on a bed. I just can’t stand socks on beds. Bonus points to the person wearing the socks if the socks are random and mismatched =)
  11. Why?                                                                                                                                                Assuming you’re asking about the socks, I just don’t like socks on beds cause it just gets all icky and everywhere and aaagghhhh. And about the random socks part, I think it’s safe to say that anywhere who has random socks on is a great person. I mean, two words. Phil. Lester.

Ok now for my nominees!

  1. Ayla from British Girl Online
  2. Fred and George from Selcouth Humans
  3. Life is Random
  4. Stuffie Adventures
  5. Indie Song Lyrics
  6. Nocturnel Jen from Ten More Minutes
  7. Patricia Liu
  8. Ethereal Crystal
  9. Plants and Tea
  10. Candy

And my questions:

  1. What’s your current obsession(s)?
  2. What’s something you really regret from your past?
  3. If you were any food, what food would you be? (idk anymore. that was extrememly random😂😂😂)
  4. If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
  5. Would you rather travel a century into the future or a century into the past? Why?
  6. What’s your favorite flavor of icecream?
  7. What’s one of your biggest pet peeves?
  8. If you changed your name, what would you change it to? Or would you keep you original name?
  9. Unlimited money or unlimited fame/friends?
  10. Cats or dogs?
  11. What’s your ideal weather?

This has been so much fun! Thanks again to Awkward Aris! Like I mentioned before, I mostly won’t be blogging for a while so I guess I’ll see you guys in August!

okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

-Anna ❤


Meme of Da Day:

Here I gave you two to make up for never uploading 😂😂😂 Maybe I should just post memes everyday…that would be a LOT easier =)

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