Note: This’ll only work if you’re 100% dork. 100% fangirl/trashcan should also work =)
Hello, Internet Wanderers!
Again, it’s July 7th and I’m currently scheduling posts before I go on vacation because- I honestly don’t know why I’m finally doing this 😂😂😂. So, here is A Dork’s Guide to Surviving a Boring Class!
Now the intention of this is that you cure your boredom, while maintaining you’re low profile as a dork/trashcan and not getting called out cuz like #Awkward. Here are some things you can do to pass time while your bored:
–Fangirl over something that happened in 2009. Trust me, this one works AMAZINGLY. The only thing you’ve got to remember to try not to do is die while fangirl-ing. Or having a seizure on the floor while being overloaded with emotions. I know that’s a lot to ask, but dying would be a tad bit obvious, don’t ya think?
–Play ‘This is Bob’. Assuming you’ve got a pen, 2 hands, and a table to draw under, you can easily set up a game of This is Bob/Buggy/whatever you want to call him, right there under you’re desk. This is great if you’re in the mood to be a 5 year old again. If you haven’t heard of this game, wat is ur life. Jk, I’d try to explain it, but it’s kinda hard 😂😂
–Try matchmaking. I know. This is slightly weird but if you’re extremely bored, just try some matchmaking between your fellow classmates. This should be a breeze as long as you don’t freakin’ turn around in your chair to find a match or let your eyes be too obvious. If you get caught, just say there’s a wasp and you were watching. Ultimate chaos so no one can watch you cry in shock/embarraswment of being acknowledged.
–People watch. I loooveee people watching. It’s-again- slightly stalker-ish but super fun. You’ll find out a lot about people just by observing. Again, try not to be too obvious and if you get caught, the wasp excuse works for this too =)
about Phan getting married. This works fine as long as you tune in every now and then and realize that no, you’re OTP is still not married. *fights back tears*
–Draw. Drawing on your hand is super easy to get away with and an easy way to pass time. Just make sure you have some drawings on your hand before you enter class and make sure that your teacher notices. That way, they probably won’t notice if there are more drawings at the end of class.
–Fake vlog. I know this sounds weird but just narrating what you’re doing in your head is a great way to pass time. Just start talking to yourself (in your head of course) about how bored you are and you’ll start to get entertained. It’s surprisingly effective! Again, make sure you don’t get too carried away =)
I hope this guide helps you during those times when you’re just like
Meme of Da Day:
I could use other memes/tweets/tumblr things but I feel like it’s just a known fact that Phan memes are basically the best ^-^