Meet Maia and Jellyfish // Random fun stuff!

This literally took me FOREVER because someone *cough cough* Maia *cough cough* couldn’t figure out what to be called on this blog 😂😂

HELLO INTERNET WANDERERS!!!

Like many other bloggers, this blog is a big deal to me. It’s a place where I can be myself and not have to worry about anyone judging me. A huge part of why this is such a safe place is because no one except for my immediate family knows this exists. After a while though, I ended up needing advice on tons of things and decided to open up about my blog to four of my absolute best friends at school: Swan, Aria, Maia, and Jellyfish. Unfortunately, Swan moved away two months ago (if you’re reading this HELLO) before I could have her on the blog. But since then, I’ve decided that I want to showcase my friends’ personalities on here. They’re basically all just slightly different versions of me and I thought you guys would love their shenanigans as much as I do. This has been in the making for a while now but sadly, I still couldn’t get Aria to be in this post, for several technical reasons. You may see her around in the comments though so feel free to talk to her there!

Anyways, back to the point. A long long time ago, I saw a post on Selcouth Humans called  Fun Fun Fun and since then I’ve been wanting to do it with these guys. Basically, you have ten seconds to type the first thing that pops into your head when someone says a certain word. We got my brother to help so that the word came as a surprise to all of us, and I think it’s pretty funny to laugh over our terrible spelling look at our different answers to the same word! In the very end, I’ll have a little description of both Maia and Jellyfish!

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Random Things In My C L O S E T // Part 1 + Fake Satanists + Q&A Info

This is just part 1 which implies that there will be more parts to this since I own a lot of random crap 😂😂

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The other day I was packing for a school trip to the Jaipur Literature Festival and came across a LOT of random stuff. Like stuff that I would never ever wear but for some reason own. And now before y’all get offended, I’m not saying these things are ugly or bad, they’re just not my type of thing. Like would you ever see me wearing neon yellow? No. But does that make it bad? No. So just a disclaimer, this is just a joke, DONT COME FOR ME 😂😂😂

So ANYHOO, here are 5 EXTREMELY random things in my closet! 😂

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How To Play Soccer // a clueless how to

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Recently, I was scavenging the internet for blog post ideas since I couldn’t think of anything to write about* and one of the ideas I came across was writing a tutorial or how to post and I (in typical me- fashion) decided to write a how-to on something I know nothing about and pretty much hate**. Soccer.

I went to a soccer camp once when I was in kindergarten. Gonna be completely honest, all I remember is eating popsicles, standing underneath an umbrella with my 2 best friends, and getting ice water dumped on us on the sunny days.  You may have noticed that I remember nothing about the actual soccer part.

Since then I’ve had my share of pretending to be focused on the soccer game during PE while trying not to embarrass myself but that’s pretty much it. ANYWAYS, let’s get started shall we as I pretend to know what I’m talking about 😂😂

*don’t judge me ok I was bored and had nothing to write about XD 
** I mean what if there are people here who genuinely want to learn how to play soccer!?! Sorry y’all. 

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Things Only Lazy People Can Do

no like you don’t understand. this. this is a way of life.

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Over the years* I’ve picked up a few skills that seem very normal. But for some reason, not all normal human beans can do these things??? Like whaattt!?!!?!?!! So here are some things that only lazy people can do!

*gosh i sound so old i swear im not like 90 and about to die 😂

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The Never Ending List of Fandom Struggles

When they move on but you weren’t ready to #Long Live Dani Snot on Fire. I still haven’t gotten over that tbh

HELLO, INTERNET WANDERERS!

So I realized I haven’t complained about anything wrote more of a humorous post in a while so here we are! Everything is kind of short though cuz my parents need this computer really badly and I had like 30 minutes to just kind of throw this together. I am writing this beforehand (it’s currently Sunday the 15th)  because we are going on vacation tomorrow and probably won’t be back until Saturday. So if we get back super late on Saturday I won’t be posting on Saturday and may just not post that weekend if I’m really tired or whatver. Idk, we’ll see. Anyways here are just a few of the fandom struggles that all fangirls/fanboys experience!

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A Dork’s Guide to Surviving a Boring Class

Note: This’ll only work if you’re 100% dork. 100% fangirl/trashcan should also work =)

Hello, Internet Wanderers!

Again, it’s July 7th and I’m currently scheduling posts before I go on vacation because- I honestly don’t know why I’m finally doing this 😂😂😂. So, here is A Dork’s Guide to Surviving a Boring Class!

Now the intention of this is that you cure your boredom, while maintaining you’re low profile as a dork/trashcan and not getting called out cuz like #Awkward. Here are some things you can do to pass time while your bored:

Fangirl over something that happened in 2009. Trust me, this one works AMAZINGLY. The only thing you’ve got to remember to try not to do is die while fangirl-ing. Or having a seizure on the floor while being overloaded with emotions. I know that’s a lot to ask, but dying would be a tad bit obvious, don’t ya think?

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Play ‘This is Bob’.  Assuming you’ve got a pen, 2 hands, and a table to draw under, you can easily set up a game of This is Bob/Buggy/whatever you want to call him, right there under you’re desk. This is great if you’re in the mood to be a 5 year old again. If you haven’t heard of this game, wat is ur life. Jk, I’d try to explain it, but it’s kinda hard 😂😂

Try matchmaking. I know. This is slightly weird but if you’re extremely bored, just try some matchmaking between your fellow classmates. This should be a breeze as long as you don’t freakin’ turn around in your chair to find a match or let your eyes be too obvious. If you get caught, just say there’s a wasp and you were watching. Ultimate chaos so no one can watch you cry in shock/embarraswment of being acknowledged.

People watch. I loooveee people watching. It’s-again- slightly stalker-ish but super fun. You’ll find out a lot about people just by observing. Again, try not to be too obvious and if you get caught, the wasp excuse works for this too =)

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Daydream about Phan getting married. This works fine as long as  you tune in every now and then and realize that no, you’re OTP is still not married. *fights back tears*

Draw. Drawing on your hand is super easy to get away with and an easy way to pass time. Just make sure you have some drawings on your hand before you enter class and make sure that your teacher notices. That way, they probably won’t notice if there are more drawings at the end of class.

Fake vlog. I know this sounds weird but just narrating what you’re doing in your head is a great way to pass time. Just start talking to yourself (in your head of course) about how bored you are and you’ll start to get entertained. It’s surprisingly effective! Again, make sure you don’t get too carried away =)

I hope this guide helps you during those times when you’re just like

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‘kay byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

-Anna ❤


Meme of Da Day:

I could use other memes/tweets/tumblr things but I feel like it’s just a known fact that Phan memes are basically the best ^-^

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Summer v.s. School- The Controversy

Back at it again =) after being too lazy to write forever hahaha. ha.

So I’m currently half way done with summer break. At this point in time, my feelings about summer ending are a huge mixed up jumble of nothingness. I feel like me (and my friends) face this controversy every single summer. I mean, it’s been like, a pretty long time since I’ve started going to school so you’d think that after all these years I wouldn’t still feel this confusion. But nope, still wreck my mind over it during these long summer days where I basically have nothing to do and can’t go outside cuz iT’s fReAkING 110 DEGREES OUT.

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Basically, I get really mixed emotions about going back to school. On one side, summers ending. No more sleeping all day, not having to worry about how you look cause you’re literally staying on the sofa the whole day, reading 10 books a week, binge-watching Netflix and YouTube, or watching movies all day. I mean, the list goes on and on and on and on. But on the other hand, I kinda sorta like school. NERD. Lol jk but actually, though, I love school. I like actually learning things and having stuff to do and socializing, mainly just socializing.

Some days, I’m worrying about human rights and global warming and terrorism and human trafficking and how it’s slightly alarming that this sentence is still going on. While other days, I’m tearing my brain apart over how I should be feeling about going back to school 😂😂😂😂😂 So that’s it for today! Thanks for joining me while I talk about my dysfunctional features =)

k byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

-Anna ❤


Meme of Da Day:

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