When they move on but you weren’t ready to #Long Live Dani Snot on Fire. I still haven’t gotten over that tbh
HELLO, INTERNET WANDERERS!
So I realized I haven’t complained about anything wrote more of a humorous post in a while so here we are! Everything is kind of short though cuz my parents need this computer really badly and I had like 30 minutes to just kind of throw this together. I am writing this beforehand (it’s currently Sunday the 15th) because we are going on vacation tomorrow and probably won’t be back until Saturday. So if we get back super late on Saturday I won’t be posting on Saturday and may just not post that weekend if I’m really tired or whatver. Idk, we’ll see. Anyways here are just a few of the fandom struggles that all fangirls/fanboys experience!
Shipping. “A verb used to describe the action of wishing for two people to enter a relationship (whether romantic or occasionally platonic) in books, movies, tv shows or real life……” -Urban Dictionary. Aka, shipping is a never ending spiral that’s basically the death of all fangirls.
You see, shipping is often not voluntary. It starts off with an ‘Oh that’s a cute picture of those two’ and a while later you’ll find yourself screaming through a computer screen at 2 middle-aged men, telling them to just freaking get married already while sobbing and eating handfuls of chocolate. Oh and it’s even worse when you’re shipping fictional characters, whose lives and future children you are SO attached to. Why be a social human bean when you can cry about how you’re fictional ships have no hope for coming true because the people dOn’T fReAkIn’ ExIST! So folks, here are some of the different stages of shipping, which I’m sure ALL fangirls can relate too =)
That’s cute This is when you first start to notice that this new ship is kinda sorta cute. You’re not against it, but you don’t really care either. Run now, before you even get involved!
Yeah I can see it… Now you’re starting to see more evidence why this ship is real. You get why some people ship it so bad. RUN. IT’S STILL NOT TOO LATE.
Ship You ship it and you do wish it was real. You’re not too crazy obssesed with these people but you’re starting to be the person to point out some obvious evidence that this ship is real.
Shippity ship ship ship Aaannndd it’s officially too late to turn back. You’re following several shipping accounts on social media and read a considerable amount of fanfiction every day. The idea of these two people being in a relationship makes you pretty happy.
otP oTp OTp OTPPPPP You’re feeds now solely consist of evidence that you’re ship is real. You read (not to mention write) at least an hour of fanfiction every day. No one else can even look at these two people without you getting upset that you’re OTP is getting off track. You LOVE the idea of these two people being in a relationship.
I sHip iT sO BAdddDdDDDDD You’re starting to realize how much you ship it. You’re OBSESSED with this ship, it’s all you can think about. You’re also turning into a detective, pointing out EXTREMELY detailed reasons why you’re ship IS REAL.
*curls up in corner crying* WHHYYYYYYY I mean, self explanatory much 😂😂😂
Aaaaannnnnnddddd ya! After writing this it became clear to me how quickly this escalates 😂 Also, I was googling (is that a word!?!) shipping and pastel fangirl and stuff like that and literally all that popped up was Pastel Phan edits 😂 I’m laughing too hard right now 😂
Ok I’m sorry I was just on google and I saw this and I couldn’t wait until my next post to post this meme. So here’s an extra Meme of Da Day. **starts crying in the corner again because of the pure amazingness from this**
Yes. I literally couldn’t think of another title XD
A Stalker’s Guide to Dan and Phil- Lesson 1
Initially, stalk them. Yup. In order to call yourself a phan, you need to know everything about Dan and Phil. What better way than to stalk them? Follow them on all social media and save anything they post. And don’t even think twice about the fan fic! *DISCLAIMER: Although it is great to know stuff about Dan and Phil’s lives, there is a fine line when it comes to privacy. Could everyone please just forget about the Valentine’s Day video already! As appealing as it may sound, no one needs to know every tiny detail about D+P’s lives except for them.=)*
By now, I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you know that Dan and Phil are famous youtube celebrities. If you don’t know this-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU’RE LIFE!?!?! =) But anyways, while stalking Dan and Phil, you need to watch every single one of their videos. Every. Single. One. Don’t tell me that there are over 700 videos to watch that even vaguely mention, Dan and Phil! That’s the whole point!
I’m thinking about making a new series sort of thing called A Stalker’s Guide To Dan and Phil…. I’m not entirely sure if I will do that, but maybe I’ll start by posting one step every day or something. Idk…
Also, something I have decided on doing though is a MEME OF THE DAY, inspired by Phil Lester’s “Draw Phil Naked”.
So anyways, today’s Meme of the Day is:
When someone says they don’t know who Dan and Phil are ↓
So in case you didn’t know, I am a HUGE fan of these two British YouTubers, Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester). They’re best friends and probably the best thing that has ever happened to this world.
Recently, Phil Lester reached a very much deserved 4 million subscribers!!! YAY PHIL!!! I just felt the need to write about this, since (for some reason) Dan and Phil are a very big part of my life.
Anyways, I just wanted to say thank you, Phil, for inspiring so many of us members of the Phandom, and keep up the good work!