I LITERALLY ALMOST TURNED BLIND.
HELLO, INTERNET WANDERERS!
Before I even begin, LIFE UPDATE: I went to that party thing I was telling you guys about in last Sunday’s post and omg it was so worth going even though I felt deaf and blind and couldn’t see color properly for an hour afterwards 😂😂😂 The party was happening on my friend’s rooftop and the DJ was legit blasting music so that you could hear it from around a block away. There were also huge lights shining everywhere into everyones faces and there was just light EVERYWHERE. It was crazy and I (surprisingly) knew around half the people there so it wasn’t too bad. The best part was probably when they played It’s Everyday Bro and literally everyone started screaming the lyrics to it. For some unknown reason, I know the lyrics too which I hadn’t actually realized until they played the song 😂😂 So ya overall I had a great time and didn’t die of awkwardness so YAY ME!
Anyways, a while before this, some unfortunate events happened with my glasses and I realized that a part 2 to my original The Struggles of Having Glasses post was needed so here we are! If you haven’t read the first part already, GO DO THAT NOW. OR YOU WILL REGRET IT. =) On that note, here are some more struggles you will face if you have glasses!
This has got to be one of tHe mOST AnNoyINg ThiNGS EvER. I live in a very humid place. And every single time I step outside from an AC car or room or building, my glasses fog up. This is especially a problem when I’m walking out of a mall or something into the crazy traffic and I can’t see a single thing because my glasses have decided to fog up. Someone help.
This is a lot like the humidity problem, except this time, it’s the rain. I love rain. I love running in the rain, swimming in the rain, walking in the rain; I love practically EVERYTHING about rain. Only problem is that the raindrops fall on my glasses, again, practically blinding me. So if you ever meet me IRL and it’s raining, my head is going to be facing directly downwards in order to avoid getting water on them 😂😂
Whenever I go to the movies to see something 3D, and I need to put those glasses on top of my regular ones 😂 I look like such an idiot omg someone help 😂😂
I need your shirt
^– Yup I couldn’t think of anything else to call this ^-^. But it’s pretty much exactly what it says. The number of times I have asked people for their shirt because I’m not wearing the right type of fabric to clean my glasses with is slightly concerning. Whenever my glasses get wet or fogged up or even just blurry for that matter, I have to go looking for the perfect type of shirt because I’m too lazy to carry around a case and proper fabric with me. Often times, I’m not wearing the right type of shirt in which case the person sitting next to me will stare at me like I’m a physcopath
I am one btw as I use the edge of their shirt to clean my glasses 😂
Looselessnessless idk what im doing anymore ^-^
When I’m in PE and planking or doing pushups or just anywhere where I’m in a situation looking down, my glasses will start to fall off. And I’m pretty sure this only happens cuz the side of my glasses are loose and I need to fix them or whatever, but IT’S SO ANNOYING.
Alright children. Sit yourselves down cuz it’s freakin’ story time with Anna and her dysfunctional glasses. Essentailly, my glasses almost stabbed my eye out. And no, I’m not exagarating. Basically I was in PE -of course- and me and this other dude on my team who we will call Dora, were on defense. This is other dude, called Bob from the other team, was running into our territory so me and Dora started sprinting as in HARDCORE DONT YOU DARE TRY AND OVERTHROW OUR EMPIRE BOB sprinting and we’re both closing in on Bob from 2 different angles. I’m preparing myself to veer right as soon as we tag Bob and then Dora can also veer left and everything will be fine, right? No. Turns out, I calculated wrong and after we got Bob, Dora and I ended up banging the sides of our heads together. Now when that happened, my glasses somehow managed to dig into my head, right underneath my eyebrow and a little above my eye. But I didn’t know that at the time so I sat down for 3 seconds, saw that Dora was an in idiot and couldn’t handle defense on his own, and got up to go join the game again. After we lost (miserably) my best friend comes up to me to ask if I’m ok and kind of just stares at me for a second before saying, “Your bleeding.” Obviously, I thought she was joking cuz those are the types of friends I have but she seemed pretty serious so I went to look in the mirror and yup, I’m bleeding. As in almost my entire eyebrow is covered in blood and now it’s starting to trickle onto my eyelid. I don’t understand how no one noticed this while we were wrapping up the game, but long story short, my glasses had made a deep cut into my skin and if it had been a tiny bit deeper, I would have needed stitches. And if my glasses had cut me a little bit lower, I would have had some serious eye damage. So yes, my glasses are not just annoying, they are out to freakin’ kill me.
Hopefully, you guys have all learnt from my mistakes and will stay away from glasses =) Sooo that’s pretty much it for today. I’ve realized that posting every Sunday and Thursday is a tad bit ambitious right now since
I’m so incredibly lazy I have a lot of stuff going on at the moment, but I am trying to post every Sunday!
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